Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I will pee on everything he values.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Text me some of your sweat
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