My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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