Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
