come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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