yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
