the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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