i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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