you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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