Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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