Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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