Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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