you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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