direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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