physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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