i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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