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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.

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Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!

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Now that's education at it's finest

Submitted by Toam918 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:07pm

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It's going to be hard to find your Prince Charming that way, Cinderella.

Submitted by maskedman on Apr 3, 10 at 6:38pm

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Wow catholic schools r seriously fucked up if this is actually what they teach... I bet little boys assholes r the perfect size fir a priest too

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:03pm

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Best damn thing about the Catholics!!!

Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 3, 10 at 7:26pm

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I would like to see if I'm the perfect fit

Submitted by airman on Apr 4, 10 at 4:05am

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I'll fit trust me wanna check? Lol

Submitted by killjoy1778 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:43pm

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I find it sad to know a catholic like you hives other Catholics bad names. Gah, go screw a peanut mouth filled chipmunk. Ugh!

Submitted by deedsie_fool on Apr 3, 10 at 11:54pm

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Is it not Catholics that don't believe in birth control either?

Submitted by Fallen_God on Apr 3, 10 at 11:23pm

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The major thing I have against this is that someone is going to get married, have sex and get all crazy because their genitals don't match up perfectly.

Submitted by ViolentViolet on Apr 5, 10 at 8:37pm

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at least she has an excuse for being a complete slut.

Submitted by BWAshleyLynn on Apr 4, 10 at 12:22am

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gotta love a catholic school slut!

Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:58am

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I hope your chlymedia is alright with that philosophy

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 4, 10 at 12:10am

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Keep working it, then it will fit you perfect

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 3, 10 at 9:20pm

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I know her.

Submitted by zaneage on Apr 3, 10 at 6:10pm

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So what did they tell you about your ass and is that why you prefer anal?

Submitted by psydog on Apr 3, 10 at 6:33pm

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Sluts :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 4:48pm

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Good Canadian Ladies

Submitted by jnadler on Apr 3, 10 at 6:58pm

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TTtsssWa

Submitted by s0unds4il0r on Dec 13, 10 at 8:51am

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I love catholic whores. They're the dirtiest bitches ever.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 9:09pm

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*for a priest

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:05pm

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Listen here, ya small-dicked wonder: The vagina does not permanently expand due to penile penetration. Have you even had sex, little virgin boy?

Submitted by ryderREVISITED on Apr 4, 10 at 11:25am

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Your hubby better be HUGE, cause by the time u find him your gana be so loose and nasty only a porn star will touch u lol

Submitted by LemonDropper on Apr 4, 10 at 1:30am

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haha 11:03 well done.

Submitted by 3077518710 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:30pm

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Lol, this is not at all true... My girlfriend is so tight that I can barely fit 2 fingers in, and my dick is thicker than her wrist... Lol, first time with her will be fun!

Submitted by Argyletuba on Apr 5, 10 at 11:07pm

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That also teach that it's the women who reproduce, so I try ever night to prove them wrong,,, stiill not pregnant, so their correct, but I sure have fun trying, YaY!!!! Maybe one day we will be able to marry too... Tehe

Submitted by KELLIS on Apr 4, 10 at 6:19am

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7:06 add littlebigplayers@aim.com on aim ;)

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:11pm

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Lol i go to a catholic school..they dont rteach jack shit lmao

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 5, 10 at 10:04am

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Catholic schools' sex ed classes are called "In God's Image" n they were gross n pretty lame. I seen a full not blurred birth process!!!

Submitted by LondonPunkLove on Sep 20, 10 at 6:18am

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Having gone to catholic school and dated several catholic school girls I can honestly say I have never heard of that, so u must be a liar u fat whore.

Submitted by cwelkman on Apr 3, 10 at 11:14pm

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- I second this. Never heard anything like that.
  
  Submitted by vespa on Apr 4, 10 at 12:27am
  
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- no i was taught this too in good old Ontario catholic schools.
  
  Submitted by smt111 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:38pm
  
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I wanna talk dirty

Submitted by thesituationsgrl on Apr 3, 10 at 7:06pm

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Anyone want to talk dirty and trade pics on aim?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 6:49pm

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Wow, you're a dumb slut. You're so cool. If only everyone was as cool as you... Congratulations on making your parents proud.

Submitted by NomsdePourquoi on Apr 3, 10 at 8:34pm

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- if this were a guy he'd be high-fived. bullshit double standards.
  
  Submitted by lalalalalalala on Apr 3, 10 at 8:57pm
  
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  - Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards \n --Liz Lemon
    
    Submitted by jack on Apr 3, 10 at 11:37pm
    
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    on a related note, yes it is very disturbing that every time a female mentions sex all the comments call her a whore or a slut...but what do you expect from mouth-breathing troglodytes
    
    Submitted by jack on Apr 3, 10 at 11:42pm
    
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- Why do people read this site if only to talk shit about people who sleep around?
  
  Submitted by buttoneddown on Apr 3, 10 at 9:40pm
  
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That's actually a really romantic idea, that your soulmate and the person you should marry is a perfect physical fit for you, even though it is biological bullcrap. \nNot the sort of thing they should be teaching as fact in schools though.

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