Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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