dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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