TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
