Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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