In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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