the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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