He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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