Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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