I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
