Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
