Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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