He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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