Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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