what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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