I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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