I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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