I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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