I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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