Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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