hell yes lets make some ravioli
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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