She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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