You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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