Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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