I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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