I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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