she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
