we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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