im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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