your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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