Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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