And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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