I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
God, I missed his penis.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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