Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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