There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh god it's open bar.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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