I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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