A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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