i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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