kristin has been a bad kristin
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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