love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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