Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
that's an acceptable place to lick
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm experimenting with sincerity
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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