There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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