I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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